Share Shares 29 In , the University of Duisburg-Essen reported that more than 40 percent of the heterosexual men who were surveyed could see themselves having a sex with a robot. Before sex toys got to the point where robots were a possibility, however, people had to settle for blow-up dolls and other rudimentary sex dolls.
Many people are surprised to learn that Dutch sailors during the 17th century invented some of the earliest sex dolls, which were made of old cloths. While people who decide to purchase inflatable sex dolls may treat them with the utmost care, this is not always the case.
In memory of those Dutch wives that suffered less-than-pleasant endings, this article will review some of the most terrible fates suffered by blow-up dolls. In a journal entry from the legitimacy of which is frequently debated , SS chief Heinrich Himmler wrote that the greatest danger faced by Nazis in France were the STDs that soldiers could pick up from French prostitutes. These Nazi blow-up dolls were to be Aryan, with blonde hair and blue eyes, and were expected to be carried in the backpacks of soldiers.
It is unknown if any synthetic comforters were actually produced. The local deer population was doing a number on his turnips, and nothing seemed to be able to deter them.
As a result, Gray came up with the idea of using a cheap blow-up doll as a scarecrow to frighten the deer away from his turnips. The sexualized inflatable, however, resulted in an uproar among local villagers, nearly causing several crashes due to motorists doing a double take when they saw the doll.
The woman claimed that she had a spiritually fulfilling life with the coaster and loved it as much as other women loved their husbands. The woman had originally meant to serve as a matron of honor for four of her friends who were renewing their vows, but upon seeing the doll, she immediately joined in the festivities.
Jalopnik Blow-up dolls are just one way to make a wild celebration even crazier. A much stranger blow-up doll party, however, happened in Florida in , when a police officer responded to reports of lewd activity at a Publix parking garage.
The policeman observed a man inside the car with two blow-up dolls. The man was later charged with disturbing the peace, trespassing, and lewd conduct. The dolls were confiscated. In , for example, some students vandalized their high school by writing on the walls, pulling a fire alarm, spraying a fire extinguisher across a basketball court, and destroying student records. The teenager was later arrested for the offense and charged with felony criminal mischief. The charge was eventually downgraded to a misdemeanor.
Rex Features Blow-up dolls can save lives. In , floods struck Queensland, Australia, resulting in the deaths of at least 31 people. Grantham, located kilometers 60 mi west of Brisbane, was hit particularly hard by the flooding.
To stay alive, many people clung to nontraditional flotation devices. A teenage couple was even found clinging to a tree after attempting to use a blow-up doll for that purpose. There are also cases of blow-up dolls that have needed rescuing. A group of divers was sent into the water to rescue the woman, who turned out to be a blow-up doll. In an insensitive gesture, the blow-up doll was deflated before being thrown away.
No one was able to determine where the doll might have come from. Police later caught the man and charged him with four counts of breaking and entering. Also in , the California Highway Patrol stopped traffic on the 60 Freeway in Mira Loma because someone left their naked blow-up doll blocking the carpool lane.
Blow-up dolls and politicians do not seem to have a good relationship in general. London Evening Standard In yet another story from Down Under, in , Air New Zealand terminated two staff members after pictures surfaced on social media of a pilot kissing a blow-up doll.
The pilot was later suspended as a result of this activity. The Warkworth Rodeo has continued despite outcry by Anti Rodeo Action, who continue to frequently protest the rodeo.