I have logged 10 ,count em, 10 years working for an adult bookstore and I think I am more than qualified to offer some helpful tips to make your visit to these shops just a little more enjoyable. Please excuse any grammatical or spelling errors. It is a complete wast of time to become upset when I refuse to shake your hand after you exit the arcade.
You just had anonymous sex with a man, woman, tranny, or you just got finished masturbating. Had you grabbed the key to the restroom and washed your hands I might just have considered it, otherwise I have no interest in touching you. You really have no reason to be offended at this one, just think about it for a moment.
We offer the options of entering a booth with a window, a glory hole, or a private booth. You enter a booth, insert a 1, 5, 10, or 20 dollar bill into the bill acceptor, and have a seat.
The movie will play until the time limit for the amount of money you put into the machine runs out. If at that time you have not managed to relieve yourself you have still received what you paid for.
Screaming at me will not get you more time in the arcade, it will just get you thrown the fuck out. Sitting in a booth with no money in the machine while you desperately try to grunt out a quick one is just not acceptable. You see, the concept really is simple yet I feel the need to break it down for you.
If I go to McDonalds, order a cheese burger and eat it, I would not be allowed to sit there and eat unlimited cheese burgers all fucking day because I paid for the first one. This one is important, so pay it some fucking attention.
Please wait until you are in the arcade to cruise for dick. That is just fucking stupid you moron. My job is to police the arcade and sell shit. I do not need a play by play description of what you were just doing.
Keep it to yourself or write it in your journal or whatever. Just leave me out of it, I will not be impressed, seriously. If you pee in the trashcans and I catch you you will be cleaning that booth and I will be berating you the entire time it takes you. You sick fucker what the fuck did your mother teach you when you were little. I will then take your fucking picture and show it to every one who works here.
You will never be allowed back in, EVER!!!!!! I understand that sex creates wet spots on clothing, etc…but if you come walking out of the arcade with cum in your beard, on your shirt, pants, whatever, I reserve the right to point and laugh. We thoughtfully provide paper towels just for that situation.
If you choose not to use them then I choose to laugh and call you a douche bag. We have janitors clean the arcade 3 times a day, every day. I can do little for you if the booth you so desperately need to whack off in has a load of cum dripping down the monitor. I will not be rushing back there to clean that up real quick for you. If the little present left by the previous occupant offends you so much you have 2 options, 1 Walk your ass to another, cleaner, booth.
I do hope you find this little piece of information helpful. Have a wonderful day! You will be okay.