Updated June 13, Please read this to find out what could happen to MarksFriggin. A phony phone call to a religious internet radio show with fake Stephen Hawking being taken over by evil spirits, Collective Soul performing ''Shine'' in the Howard Stern Show studio. Howard started the show talking about the sound of happiness that Fred was playing.
It was an air horn clip from the Puerto Rican Day Parade. Fred was playing Elmer Fudd and Bobo clips too. Howard said he received so much email about Bobo. He said he wanted to be part of the lie detector test discussion. He said he got a ton of email after Bobo jumped in. He said everyone seemed to think he was lying about the story.
He said he was 20 something when he claims he shoved a vacuum cleaner tube up his ass. Robin said he was visiting his family when he did it. Howard read some email about the story and people weren't believing it. Howard said he never saw that at all. Robin said she didn't either. Howard said Robin has a pretty good bullshit detector too. Howard read more email about how Bobo was just doing it for air time.
Someone called for a ban for life over the fake story. Howard had a few others where people didn't believe the story. Howard said he has to get to the bottom of this. He had Bobo on the phone and asked if he made up that story. Bobo said he does not lie because he's Roman Catholic. Howard said that's a lie because he has lied on the show.
Bobo said he has plagiarized. He said he was teetering on the edge. Howard said he sort of used that properly. Howard said here's what he's going to do with him. Bobo said okay and sniffed. Bobo said he said it was indirectly. He said he was doing a stolen valor kind of thing.
Howard said Bobo does lie. Bobo said that he can't get into that. He said his daughter worked in the towers. He said that he doesn't want to bring that up.
Howard said he's going to deal with this now. He said he can choose to come clean now and say he lied or he can come down there and take a lie detector test to see if he told the truth.
He said if he lied he's going to be banned for the summer. Bobo said he doesn't have to think about it. He said it's the truth. Howard said there are no consequences if he tells him now he lied.
Bobo said it happened. He said it's thousand percent true. Howard asked if he has to take a lie detector test. Robin said he does. Howard said he has to come in then. He said he hopes he's telling the truth or he'll have to ban him again. Bobo said that's not going to happen.
Bobo said he can tell him how big the canister is and all of that. Howard said he believed him. He asked who would lie about that? Howard said Bobo isn't that creative to come up with something like that. He said he believes him percent. He said you'd have to be a complete moron to make that up. He said oh, wait a minute. He said he would never have Sal anywhere near his house just based on that. He said he doesn't trust him now. He said he also stuck the toothbrush in his ass and then used the bristles.
He asked what the hell he's talking about. He said that toothbrush could have been his uncle's too. He said he was thinking about Sal a lot. He said Beth didn't want to hear about it. He said she was really disgusted. Robin said she wanted to think back on the show and she got a text from someone later in the day. She said they asked if she was okay after that. She said it was like something terrible had happened to her. Howard said some songs came out of it too.
Howard asked if Sal stayed at her house once. She said she had people over and Sal was there. She said they had a long trailer there for the bathroom and that was because of Sal. She said she didn't want Sal in her bathroom. Howard said he probably would have dome something bizarre in there. Robin said he probably would have. Howard said he would have found her toothbrush and then the feces would have gotten into her and caused her cancer.
Howard played a song parody about Sal using the toothbrush in his asshole. Howard said he wants to yell at Sal. He said think about what he did. He had him come in. Howard asked what he was doing and which uncle this was. Sal told Howard about this uncle who once took out a picture of his sister and showed it to him in a creepy way.
He said that was the uncle that he did the Water Pik thing. He said the toothbrush thing was his own. He said he was on the toilet having fun with himself and he looked around trying to figure out how to have some fun. Sal asked if Howard has ever put toothpaste on his cock. Howard laughed and said no. Howard asked if it burned. Sal said it did. He said he was just curious. Howard said it's like taking a gun and shooting yourself to see how far the bullet will go into your head.
Howard asked if he ever took the plunger and used it on his ass. Howard asked what else you can use in the bathroom on yourself. Sal said soap in the shower. He said the shower head can be used for men. He said you use it on the head of your penis and it's fantastic. Howard asked if he's ever used floss in his ass. Sal said no and this isn't as crazy as you think. Howard asked if he had a dream about fucking JD. Sal said he did.
He said he doesn't know why but it was very disturbing. Howard said that's his head. He said Sal created that dream.