According to the search I just completed 48 seconds ago, Google and then Wikipedia defines the word "kinky" as "a term used to refer to an intelligent and playful usage of sexual concepts which are overt, accentuated, unambiguously expressive of sexuality. For the purpose of this list, we're pretty much defining "kinky" as "Hey, look, a hot sex scene.
Here now are the 10, er, "kinkiest" sex scenes in movie history, generally embedded from sketchier websites than Youtube. And, yeah, you probably shouldn't watch any of these videos at work unless you want to get fired or start a really weird NSFW-themed relationship with your boss.
But call me weird or call me kinky Or even, people in the same room as Jake Gyllenhaal as he watches these scenes. I can just picture this movie ending, the credits rolling, and good-natured people approaching Jake and then the following exchange happens: I thought Maggie was gre--" "Just shut up, dude.
Just shut your mouth. Click here to watch the clip. I have a soft spot for "Eurotrip" only because it is easily the best of the late '90s-early '00s gross-out teenage comedies and I will literally strike you if you attempt to argue otherwise.
Then I'll say, "I'm really sorry, but listen, I really like 'Eurotrip. And in terms of "kinky," does it get much "kinkier" than sex in the Papal quarters? But this is pretty kinky. And then things got super dark. I don't know if it's a reflection of my group of friends, or a reflection of me as a person, or both it's definitely both , but when I posed the question, "Hey, what are some kinky movie sex scenes?
Fun fact for no one but me: The evolution of my freshman year college roommate and I's friendship began when on a random Tuesday night at 4: Acting is a tough gig, guys. There's a belt, and there's an Alba, and there's some serious little-brother-Affleck aggression, and voila, we have some kinky sex that sure does look uncomfortable, both for us watching and undoubtedly for Alba's character herself.
My favorite part of all of the hype around "Unfaithful" 11 years ago was the awkward public juxtaposition of "What a moral character study that will make us question everything we believe, what performances by Diane Lane and Richard Gere, what an intelligent take on marriage" versus "holy hell Diane Lane is naked for like 70 percent of this movie you gotta see this high five.
Okay, that didn't actually happen I don't think , but that would have been great. Also, hey, kinky sex, sure. You could argue that the worst mistake of my life was the time I decided to purchase "A History of Violence" in the middle seat of a cross-country flight six years ago, but then I would say, "That's weird that you even know that about me.
How long have you been following me? Don't say I never did anything to improve the world, everybody.
Otherwise, Jill and Johnny feel weird even writing those names out would have asked their parents why people hump on staircases sometimes. The above scene, wherein Denise Richards gets champagne dumped on her, um, frontal lady parts, is great on paper, but a re-watch reveals that Matt Dillon may have outcreeped the coverage on this one - that is, he's just SO creepy that it's almost almost impossible to enjoy anything else in the scene. If anyone asked you to do an imitation of the creepiest possible dude you can think of on the spot, I recommend mimicking Matt Dillon's voice from this scene.
It's also just glaringly clear how uncomfortable Neve Campbell is to do this scene. She's trying to look "sexy" but instead she just looks "tired. It's kind of funny that Stanley Kubrick had earned such respect in the filmmaking world that he could literally film an entire three-minute scene of just Tom Cruise walking around a mansion and 1 watching people bone in various ways, but also 2 watching naked people watching people bone in various ways.
I made 'The Shining,' b t dubs, so you can trust me. This scene feels pretty kinky. Imagining Tom Cruise say the word "kinky" is a good way to make yourself vomit on the spot, by the way. This scene takes the number one spot for being on a meta level of kinkiness - the scene itself is "kinky" in that the two characters comically try 4, different sexual positions, but the notion of making dolls have a bunch of over-the-top sex is on a separate level of kinkiness itself.
This has been Nick Blake filling in for Andy Rooney, goodnight. Somehow both oddly and predictably, the most memorable part of this scene is and will always be the song.