A kid asks his father: In a sex toys store a guy asks for an inflatable doll. The next day the same guy returns and asks: When I was young there was no difference who we wanted to call in our seances — it all ended up with prostitutes coming. How do yogis perform an enema? They sit down in a puddle and breath in deeply… A math student fell asleep while thinking about a solution for a sex problem. He woke up with the solution at his hand. My brother was so mean when I was a child. He used to glue the pages of his porn magazines together so I couldn't look at them.
Monica is at the dentist. Half of her mouth is locked due to anesthesia, the dentist is intensively working. Monica's mobile phone starts ringing. Ignoring it four times, the dentist finally answers the phone pissed: Why is the position 69 like driving car in a rush hour traffic?
Cause asshole is always in front of you. What comes after 69? I knew I was gonna get along with my mother's boyfriend just fine. Bob, How are you doing? Bob me, just call me motherfucker". A girl comes to a gynecologist. She undresses and sits down with legs wide apart. The girl lift her legs up. The girl lifts her legs even higher. Sometimes I wish I was a bird: I would fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
Girls are like biscuits - they are tough until they get wet. North America, few hundred years ago. An Indian is sitting, smokes a pipe. Breathes in, breathes out. His son comes up to him: Yankees, for example, have much shorter ones - John, Simon, Nicolas and similar. When your mother was born, there was a wonderful dew, so that is why she is called Fresh Dew. When your sister was born, there was a brilliant sunset.
So that why she got the name Red Sunset. Three policemen are sitting in a car. Bored, as cards and domino make them sick already. On thinks of an idea: All we need is a stick, ball and a hole. Swearing for the situation he goes to a taxi driver and asks: Hi goes out of the casino happily and sees five taxis, and the last car is the one, which refused to give a ride for free yesterday.
He goes to the first taxi and says: The guys goes to all next three cars and the story repeats. Finally he goes to the last taxi driver, who refused to help a day ago, and says: