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I'm a big fan of western visual novel or stories, text-based card battle, action-adventure, fantasy MMO massive multiplayer online , puzzle quests, quiz, old school Nintendo, star wars RPGs and the turn-based Japanese role-playing stuff on consoles JRPGs with English subtitles myself. Oh, and don't you dare to use hacks or cheat codes!
How can anyone enjoy that? It's like skipping the foreplay with a real woman. Let's see how long you last when you try doing that! What are the best porn games and free sex games sites online in ? You can either download the gaming apps or play them online in your browser on your desktop, tablet or on your mobile smartphone iPhone, Android, iPad, and windows.
Oh yeah, most of them contain explicit XXX content, erotic chat or nudity and are not safe for work NSFW , unless your boss doesn't mind watching adult flash, manga or 3D hentai porno stuff on your PC screen. Meh, he's too busy getting a blowjob and fucking the secretary's wet pussy anyway! Sadly enough, microtransactions have also found their way to this genre. While I can understand that you have to pay for a game to support the developers, since nobody works for nothing, I hate these motherfuckers looking for a quick buck.
For example, I'm sure you guys remember the big fuss about the "Star Wars: Battlefront II" game and how you could make your character progress faster by paying for it or how you could make you "Darth Vader" look like the ultimate badass with a unique skin. Also, did you know that you can support indie developers making free adult games on the internet with Patreon? Patreon is a membership platform, where you're able to support your favorite creator with a subscription model.
You're able to pay him or her a few bucks per month, so they're able to dedicate themselves fulltime to the porn game that you love so much. Can I give you any suggestions to make this category better?
Do you really think that you can do a better job than me "ThePornDude"??? Fuck, who am I kidding, some of you hardcore nerds and geeks go with the motto "Gaming is Life", while my motto is "A hole is a hole". Anyways, do you think that we could add another few popular cartoon sex parody, hentai flash tentacle and 3D porn games in my compilation? Any lifelike "meet and fuck" adult dating sims simulation , tower defense or gameplay that's realistic and interactive?
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Fuck, I can already see you fap to those virtual 3D bitches, while you're wearing a VR headset and got one of those AutoBlow 2 fleshlight devices plugged on your dick.
I bet you feel guilty afterward for cheating on your furry imaginary girlfriend and you let "her" punish you with a mechanical fuck machine in the ass! Don't forget to insert your tail butt plug again, once you're done with your pegging session, stud!
I spend my time on more important "mature" things like teaching your bitch how to make a sandwich and how to clean the kitchen. Luckily, we have pornstar fucker Trump in charge now who'll teach you fucking beta males how to grab these sluts by the pussy again. He'll end the pussification of America and make you feel what's it like to have a pair of balls between your legs again!
Did you see how well he trained his gold digger wife Melania? What a fucking role model! As to answer your question seriously, I'm more of a mainstream gamer. I can totally lose myself in these fantasy worlds with dungeons and dragons and play them non stop for weeks.
I can't wait until they finally release the 3rd sequel to my all-time favorite Baldur's Gate. Seriously, it's been almost 20 years, since the last game. Beamdog or whoever got the rights, make it happen now, fuckers!
Oh, and stop asking me about Sonic, Mario, Naruto and Pokemon smut, you sick fucks! Who the fuck gets off to Pikachu fucking Misty anal with a huge shemale futa dick, while that yellow little shit keeps moaning "pika, pika"? Now, if it was naked lesbian girl on girl action with princess peach Anyways, have fun and make sure to read my X-rated reviews!