Did you want this cab? Boy, do I have news. And he asked me to marry him. Look at that ring. He had it made based on the one that Richard Burton gave Elizabeth Taylor. Even more fabulous than your first one. What was your news? Berger broke up with me on a post-it. Read it and weep my friends. First of all, I thought you were gonna break up with him.
And I should have but he said that he wanted to try to 'work things out'. Yeah I remember when breaking up over the phone was considered bad form.
I miss having a doorman. Are you gonna call him? I am not even going to leave him one of those angry answering machine messages. But sure felt good saying it right now.
That relationship was a complete waste of time. I mean even in the worse relationship you always learn something. You might not wanna say that to a woman carrying a loaded post-it. But Carrie, everything happens for a reason. Maybe everything does happen for a reason. When it comes to men, I think you may have been right all along. What can we do that would be fantastic?
I think I have the invitation. Listen to me being all hurt. People say everything happens for a reason. These people are usually women. And these women are usually sorting through a breakup. It seems that men can get out of a relationship without even a goodbye.
But apparently women, have to either get married or learn something. Why are we in such a rush to move from confused to Confucius? Do we search for lessons to lessen the pain? Meanwhile, Samantha was at home dressing a man for a change. You are going to be the fantasy of every adolescent girl and sexually confused boy in America. You should get ready. The car will be here any minute.
I promised Carrie and the girls. But I will catch the replay tonight. Should I hook up with you later? Go out with the MTV crowd and have fun.
And as your publicist, let me just say: But I do insist you top off that tag with some Dior sunglasses. That night, as Charlotte was deciding what to wear, she noticed that everything went with her new engagement ring: Openings of hot new clubs are for hot childless people.
Just explain to me why I have to leave my house to go to bed? This has to be the day that something else happened. How about the day your friend discovered that all her clothes are covered in spit-up. And speaking of no excuses, there they were. Oh my god Tony, what are you doing here? This is a miracle. I am in my skinny jeans.
And you look good. I got pregnant, became a single mother, and stopped having any time to eat. I am never taking them off. Charlotte, can I wear these to your wedding? I just feel kind of silly that I made such a big fuss about my ring earlier. Oh honey, a diamond that big deserves a parade.
But this is the second time around. I already did the showing of the ring, I already did the big wedding, you were there! Since people often go to bars to try to get someone into bed, it was only a matter of time till someone cut out the middleman and put the beds in bars. Now this is my kind of place. And I thought they were being ironic. If I had known it was gonna be like this, I would have brought my bite guard.
Bed for four please. All the beds are booked right now. Oh damn, that always happens to me. I have to find the bathroom. I need to pee. Or do you just wanna stare at your ass in the mirror? What can I say? I know how to work it in bed. Thank you for letting me crash. All the men in here seem kind of old. Well I think you made have come to the right place. In the next bed. Oh god I hate New York. Is there no other club opening tonight? What should I do? Just go over there and say hi. Is Berger with you?
I knew you guys had all kinds of problems. And he was bad in bed. Well you look great Billy. I took the lowest possible road. Why did you say that? I need to find a way to erase that message. Go back over there and explain. First, a little nerve Clicquot. That thing I said before. Terrible and not true. He was fine in bed. Under normal circumstances they are tough.
And this case, tougher. The normal reaction has been.. Maybe he was afraid. Women can get really angry. Well I assure you, I would have been very understanding. You all say that but then you just freak and get all psycho-bitch. You can have the guts and the courtesy to tell a woman to her face that you no longer wanna see her.