Harper San Antonio has some fantastic sex toy stores, but since we are a town that generally goes to bed early, lots of cool places were automatically disqualified from this list. So I was curious, would the late-date stores hold up to my local gold standard of clean, friendly, helpful and shame-free adults-only shopping? The only way for me to find out would be to visit them all and visit them all late at night. You know how every social group has that one ho friend? Just consider me your professional ho friend.
I checked them all and I've got the scoop for you. So if you are out partaking in our San Antonio night life Their book selection was excellent, including the latest edition of Our Bodies, Our Selves? Way to be empowering! OK, I know, you aren't looking for that at midnight Besides toys, they have a huge video selection, including a lot of cool vintage porn. There is also a great selection of sample-size bottles of different liquid enhancers if you want to grab a few things to play with.
I even saw the Spanish language version of the Monogamy game there, which I didn't even know existed. Megaplex also hosts events and has video viewing rooms. Military get 20 percent off with a valid ID, and you can get the same deal by checking in on Facebook. They also run deals during the week for men, women and couples shopping together. Dreamers Austin Hwy. They do have video surveillance and you will buzz for entry if you are there after midnight.
I thought it was totally worth it once we got inside I loved the collection of vintage Playboys for sale and got distracted by the hilarious pins, magnets and bumper stickers. I'm such an '80s kid who loves my snark! Dreamers had a huge video selection, as well, and a large stock of inexpensive panties Buddha bless them, we all used to go to the big K for our lube purchasing in the early '90s, back when you couldn't get anything other than standard KY at your local pharmacy or big box store.
They have all your supportive equipment, your "whipped cream" chargers and now even carry beer. Also — randomly cool — they have a wide selection of hot sauces that I had previously only been able to find in Austin If you can tolerate the heavy smell of incense in the air, you will dig this place. Do be aware that the sex toys are behind the counter so you will have to ask for help if you want to see or buy anything.
Cindie's is heavy on the lingerie They had super cute stuff up to a size 4X for my big-boned sisters and brothers That's such a cool bonus They had a fun gag-gift section, but I was expressly forbidden from purchasing the penis slippers.
I have no idea why my mate is so cruel. Lover's Adult Accessories loversadultaccessories. There are signs in the store admonishing you not to open any packages, so you have to have a pretty good idea of what you want before you buy.
They have 10 percent off for military or if you follow the store on Twitter or like them on Facebook. Also, like Megaplex, they have special deals during the week. I noticed that San Antonio has a deficit of late-night adult stores on the NW side, so Lover's is your closest bet if you are out by SeaWorld. Then I realized, it's right on the route to and from the Eagle Ford Shale, along with other common trucking routes.
Texxx is in the same area as several local truck stops. Along with the entire Bettie Page licensed collection, there was a large section of sex swings and the contraptions to support them if you don't want to commit to mounting one to your ceiling. The DVD selection was amusingly organized by your interest type "Fat, Short, Old" is a real category, in case you were wondering , and the butt plug selection was larger in all possible ways than any other I've seen in town.
So there you go.