A cop was involved… A few years ago an ex and I were driving back to my parents place at night in high school at the time when I asked her if she would give me a little road head. She agreed and began to do her thing. I was driving down the road being as careful as possible when boom goes the dynamite. Apparently we were at a bad angle, when I went off I caused her to gag and she ended up vomiting all over my crotch and drivers seat.
As soon as I realize what has happened I pulled off the road into a high school parking lot so I can at least attempt to clean up some of the mess.
There is no summary good enough for this epic story Okay this is a bad one. This was back in highschool. To make a long story short, my friend and I both guys and straight were both experimenting with our female friend. We were all virgins so just uhh….
It began with making out and eventually she was giving us both handjobs for all of our first times ever. My friend shoots first and gets it all over her. She runs into the bathroom to go clean it up and is ostensibly going to come back in and finish me off.
So to set the scene we are both sitting on her bed with our pants off, me with a raging boner, him with a deflating one with spooge dripping out. Her dad is scary. He is a big black dude who used to play college ball. Her mom is a white former hippie current bleeding heart lawyer. Thinking on the fly we just went with it and told a big story about how we were gay but our parents were super intolerant but Laura their daughter was very cool and let us use her room to be together while she hung out in a separate part of the house.
They bought it all but the fucking worst thing is that they bought it too hard and practically adopted us as their 2 gay sons.
We were family friends for years before this but from this point on they would always make sure to email us stuff about gay rights and whenever we were over they would mention or ask about new stuff happening in the gay world.
This was years ago and to this day they still think we are totally gay. Okay since this seems popular here are some more anecdotes from what this lie has wrought. They tried to hint to my parents that I was gay on more than one occassion and I then had my parents question me about this and there is no fucking good answer to that one.
We all watched together once and it was just really fucking awkward. I am still afraid that the Dad will find out and absolutely fucking murder the turders out of me if I say or do the wrong thing or we just get unlucky and have another walk-in.
Parents keep walking in!! Me and my girlfriend at the time are hanging out in her room watching TV. We just changed positions and started anew when I hear a knock on the door and the doorknob starts turning. I was caught, and her Dad was going to kill me and bury me in the back yard. It was a done deal in my mind. What happened next I will recite verbatim, for it is forever seared in my memory.
Her mother pokes her head in the door. Dad locked himself out During my sophomore summer home from college one of my good friends from childhood was visiting and my Dad decided it was ok if I had friends over to drink a bit in the backyard. Well, from that mild mannered gathering I managed to pull a girl and brought her back to my room around 1 am.
I flip open the blinds to see my fucking DAD staring back at me in my boxers and a random girl with the sheets pulled over her tits. Turns out he went out to the backyard to clean up after we were all done partying and accidentally locked himself out of the house. She was wearing a skirt and simply removed her panties.
I was wearing loose jeans so I just undid the button and unzipped. I was sitting on the couch and she was riding me reverse cowgirl when we heard someone coming down the stairs. There was no time to do anything except for her to throw a blanket over us.
She proceeds to join us on the couch to watch a little TV. Mind you…my cock is buried in my girlfriend. Now my girlfriend was a freak…and this seemed to totally turn her on. She was doing this while talking to my mom…chatting and laughing. This went on for about 5 minutes before my mom finally got up to use the bathroom.
The second she was out of sight my GF started bouncing on my cock again and came as hard as she ever had. This in turn caused me to burst, as well. We recovered pretty quickly and she got off of me. We were able to get ourselves re-situated just in time for my mom to come back in sit back down.
Her and my GF continued talking for a good 30 minutes while I sat there unable to speak. Open door policy, no cares! In my sophomore year of high school, my boyfriend and I are going at it in my bedroom. We appear to be fully dressed. Her smile faltered as she saw me straddling him. He and I then finished what we started, but it took a minute or two to get going again.
You will be okay.