Jan 25, 8: Maybe it's not discussed in your family, and that time doesn't come until you're married, or even as late as when you produce a grandchild percent irrefutable proof. Or maybe it is discussed, and one or the other of you initiates conversation. Of course, another way for parents to find out is to hear you having sex, or, God forbid, walk in on it.
Just the fact that your parents know what you're up to can be mortifying. Brave people on Reddit shared the stories of just how their parents found out they were doing the deed. CaptainJordan 's dad had the best reaction. Lied to my dad about a friend coming over for a sleep over.
Switches lights on, sees my gf and I, exclaims "That doesn't look like Grant! Allisade got a box of condoms. My dad got me a box of condoms and left it in my room for me to find, just assuming I was having sex when I was like I'm still not sure if he was fucking with me or not though cause a and b they barely fit over my pinky Some condoms you get soft because they mess with your sensitivity - these actively squeezed the blood out of you and tried to turn you into a baby carrot.
It was like a war between my blood pressure and these things just to contemplate sex with one on. So I put the box in my closet and forgot about them. A couple months later I pulled it down and I found a signed post-it note inside from my little brother: I mean, like, half the box. I showed my dad the note and the box later and he laughed so hard I thought he'd piss himself, I mean he had to stop and put his hands on his knees and wipe the tears from his eyes he was laughing so hard, and he insisted he get to keep the post-it, he said he was going to frame it and keep it forever.
So that's how they learned my brother was having sex. Thisnickname had a nosy neighbor. The neighbor below us heard me bang a couple of times and tought it was my mom so one day they crossed path and my neighbor told to my mom. There's a lot of noise coming from upstairs'' and that's when she knew.
Therealmaxipadd would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for that damn dog! My mom came up to me one day and said "So, you just weren't going to tell me about having sex? What happened was me and the SO had sex in my room. I took the condom off and threw it away. My dog got in the trash can and ate the condom. Then a day or so later when my mom went to let the dog out, she pooped out the condom. She wasn't pissed that I was having sex.
She was pissed that she had to pick up a condom that was on my dick, in my SO, and covered in the dog's shit. Peppermnt misjudged the length of a doctor's appointment. My boyfriend and I were at my parents house and my mom left for a doctors appointment while my stepdad was at work, so of course we start having sex. Apparently the doctors appointment wasn't very long because 20 minutes in, while my boyfriend is licking my pussy and I am very obviously, loudly enjoying it She never mentioned it, and neither have I.
My mom caught my eldest sister having sex with an older guy. She threw a water bottle at them. I'm the witness brother, but one night I got woken up by my brother's gf cursing and heard her leave. They had gotten back from a concert late.
The next day, I asked my mom if she knew why my bro's gf was so pissed off last night. She responded, "[GF] wasn't here last night. Why would you think that? Hairymonkey22 's mom was pretty chill about it, too. Billbapapa 's story wins the award for Most Awkward.
My mother-in-law is a doctor. We lived with them when I got engaged to her daughter till we could move into our own house. One day we didn't think she was home, and we banged in our living room private area, walled off from the main living room.
Her mom heard the whole thing. We didn't know until later when we were in the kitchen and she comes walking in. She says, "I couldn't help overhear you guys, and don't worry, it's okay, but I have to ask if you're okay? It sounded very painful and sometimes that can be an indication you might have to get tes Not me , but my dad overheard my brother and his girlfriend at the time doin it.
My dad and mom were going through a divorce at the time an all he said was," it's not fair! Stakoverflo 's story spread quickly. We met up two summers in a row, then one year I went to her place. We're banging one night, and apparently her dad woke up and went down to the kitchen and heard us her room is above the kitchen. I found out the next day, when we went out to dinner.
And when I say "we", I mean me, my gf, her parents, her younger sister, two aunts, an uncle, and 2 cousins who were under 4 years old. Also they're all Portuguese, first-generation in the UK. So they're all speaking Portuguese and start laughing and I'm just quietly sitting there when my GF's sister leans over and says to me, "an earthquake?
Wasn't until afterwards that my GF told me her dad thought there was an earthquake happening when he went down to the kitchen the previous night, until he realized what he was actually hearing. Luckily they were cool about it, but yea Dontdurdur both got the talk and gave the talk. Ok so mine is two in one. When I was a teen I would sneak over to my gf house and get frisky. Her bedroom was normally downstairs but her sister moved out and she moved upstairs to the bigger room which just so happened to be next to her parent room.
None of this really crossed my mind. A few days later I'm walking home from work and her dad pulls up to give me a ride. He's was a really cool guy and we are laughing and shoot the breeze, and he makes a stop at the gas station fills up then gets In the car and hands me some cash.
Then proceeds to say. How he knows me and his daughter are boning, he isn't gonna try and threaten and scare me as he likes me, I'm a good kids and it's what teens do, but I damn well better not get her pregnant if we aren't married.
He assumes we are using protection but to take the cash and go buy some right now for his peace of mind. I awkwardly go in buy a box of condoms and get back in the car give him his change. Then he went back to bullshitting like nothing happened. Awkwardly a few weeks later me and my gf are going to at it at like 3 in the morning, and then there is a banging on the wall "go to bed! Yeah no more boning in her room after that, especially after I told her about her dad picking me up.
Her BF is a really good kid we've known him since he was a baby went to college with his dad and now work together, who also knows the above story. Her BF just got the same trip to the gas station last weekend. I wonder if I had the same mortified look mixed with a bit of pants shitting terror like he did. His dad knew the trip was coming and thought it was perfect and his gonna hit him with it too.
NightwingDragon accidentally found a great way to keep his mom from walking into his room. She walked in on it. Never heard her coming up the stairs.
Next thing I know, there's my mom standing at the door of my bedroom, completely dumbstruck at the sight of my girlfriend riding me. We my girlfriend and I joked that the only thing covering her tits at the time was her jaw. My mother never walked in my room again. My father walked in on my brother and his girlfriend. A few weeks later, he walked in on him and my girlfriend's best friend. Those are the only two women he ever had sex with, as my brother is now an openly gay man in his late 30s.
MagicCorn was brave for the sake of his or her parents' marriage. Mom thought the condom wrapper was my dad cheating on her. Came clean to save the marriage. When I was a senior in high school, I skipped class and was having the good ol' smang bang in my room until I hear the door unlock and open.
My mom was coming in early from work. My girl at the time and I give each other the OH Fuck look and put her in the closet, she manages to grab her shirt and her panties and nothing else. My mom's intuition kicks in when I start making some hot dogs biding my time for her to leave. She asks me why I'm so hungry and why I'm eating 6 hot dogs.
I shrug it off casually and head back to my room where I give the girl 3 of the hotdogs. I head back into the kitchen to get some beverage when my mom says hey!
I want to borrow it right now.