You thought getting road head was the end-all-be-all of highway sex antics? You think that texting and driving is dangerous? Get ready to have your mind blown: I once drove by an elderly man in a chauffeurs suit driving a Chrysler Lebaron. In the back was a teenager in a tuxedo and a completely naked elderly woman. On another note I frequently see people doing cocaine or jerking off. I had sex while driving down a highway in North Carolina.
I waited until no one was around and she climbed into my lap in a reverse cowgirl position so she could grab the wheel if needed. We were in plain sight. I made eye contact with the trucker for a brief second. I looked away and let him pass. That shit is hard. I hope that trucker mentions me on this thread. While driving back to the house one night after a run to the hospital, we noticed a car going conspicuously slow on the highway. Naturally, I slowed the ambulance down when we got next to him.
He looked over at us with this goofy-ass look on his face, so my partner and I gave him the obligatory thumbs up. He took the ten hand off, returned us a thumbs up, and went back to driving. After a minute or two of cracking up, we sped away. A lot of sexual stuff. Pretty much you-name-it, I saw it.
For non-sexual, a lot of bathroom stuff. The common is a guy urinating in a bottle. But I have also seen: A A young woman the driver stop her car on a very slowly moving onramp 1 MPH due to heavy congestion on the highway it was merging to , get out, drop her pants to her ankles, and urinate on the onramp with hundreds of people watching.
C A man defecate while driving. He laid out a newspaper on the bench seat next to him, dropped his pants, hovered his ass over the paper, and let loose. Then cleaned up, rolled up the soiled paper and put in a plastic bag. We are doing about 10 MPH at the time. He must have really had to go.