Showed my boobs for a panini 2. Got head seeing cloudy with a chance of meatballs. We left shortly thereafter in the most awkward rush.. But it was hot. Also A LOT of people stopped to watch. One time I had a date with a guy named Jon. After the date he came back to my place, we watched a movie, had some wine, and then we fucked 3 times. About an hour after he left though, I was already horny again and this other guy I was talking to at the time named John texted me asking me what I was up to… I ended up having sex with both John and Jon in the same night.
Definitely my sluttiest moment. I did use condoms though! Met a girl in a Dunkin donuts parking lot at She invited me over to her house. We get there and after thirty minutes she asks if I want to have sex. Of course I say yes. No kissing or touching. This should have been my cue to leave but at that point I was in too deep. I start from behind and two minutes in I misjudge a pump and end up cumming. So I choke her until she cums.
I shuffle out after we exchange numbers and can only shake my head in disgust when I get in my car. My best friend and I visited his sister in college when we were seniors and she was a freshman, we went out to the bars with her and her friends they all had fake ids.
His sister was totally all over me all night. I continuously pushed her away which made it worse and explained to her that even though I thought she was really hot I would not do anything out of respect for her brother. Her brother gets tanked and I got really drunk as well and I briefly made out with her at one bars without her brother seeing.
Later in the night I crossed the point where my drunkness outweighed my friendship and I let her blow me in the backseat of a cab while her brother was in the front seat.
Still had no idea. Her and her roommate snuck us into their dorms were my drunk best friend and the roommate immediately passed out. I then proceeded to fuck her not 4 feet away from her brother. He still does not know. I am a terrible, terrible friend. Fucked a random girl I just met in a Porta-Potty. I fucked this chick my best friend hooked me up with, she left I went to bed with no shower. In the morning my ex girlfriend shows up to my place, things start getting heated she proceeds to suck my dick tasting all of the other girl from the night before.
I used to hang out with a lesbian couple pretty often. One night one of them is out of town and the other wants to hangout so we go to the bar and get hammered. We decide to go back to her place to crash cuz it was close to the bar and they had a guest room my crashing at their place was pretty common occurrence. So we are chilling on the couch waiting for some pizza we ordered when we get on the subject of showers and growers. Anyway, I pull it out and proceed to get hard.
All of a sudden she is on top of me and we are making out and shes giving me a handy. My girlfriend confesses to me that she has been having an affair. I pretend to be all upset while the whole time I am grilling her for details. All the while I am scheming to get them alone so I can get something going with them both. My girlfriend says she is not doing that.
I grab her phone and then call this other chick. The other chick answers the phone thinking my girlfriend is calling and has this really hot sexy voice. When I say it is me she goes all business class in her tone. I tell her that my girl has admitted they are screwing around on me and my buddy. I say that we have to talk this out right away and she should come over.
I realize that I am pushing it but she agrees to come over. She arrives about ten minutes later. While we wait I hardly talk to my girlfriend. I finally admit that this whole thing has been a ploy to get her over so I can watch her and my girl go at it.
They both turn on me and call me every name they can think of. I then pull the sleaziest move of my life. I see them both thinking how they are going to get out of this. My girlfriend says fuck it and starts kissing the other girl.
I sit there for about 5 minutes and try to work my way in. My girlfriend says no but the other chick gives me the go ahead. I then jump in and fulfill a lifetime of fantasies in about ten minutes. The three of us hooked like this whenever we got drunk for like the next 3 months. My girlfriend hated my buddy so we would always have to sneak around on him. I could hardly look him in the eye when I was sober. I still hang out with my buddy but have since been dumped by both girls. I never have told anyone because all my friends know each other and would ostracize me for being such a pig.
Stripped on a pool table while three guys watched and stuffed money in my underwear. Well, my time to shine! I lost my virginity to my best friends mom… My friend has no idea that it happened. Junior year of high school. Fucked my boyfriend on the bus on the way to school one morning. Took a guy home from the bar, start fucking in front of his room mate, room mate joins, they basically fuck the life out of me.
One night stand success. I lost my virginity on top of a horse yes, a live, full-sized horse in its stable at the age of 17 while away at boarding school. There were only about 40 students, and it was a VERY controlled environment.
We ended up sitting on a horse facing one another. She hopped onto my lap and we fucked. It was the best 2 minutes of my life. I fucked two roommates and they both wanted to keep it a secret from each other. It lasted until they both moved away. A few times, one had left my bed only hours earlier and the other entered. The fun part was how they each lied to the other about where they were going when they would come over to bang.
I fooled around with a girl I met at a party. When she passed out I proceeded to fuck her boyfriend with her lying right next to us. Unfortunately he confused the dates of a trip he was taking and was going to be in Wellington the day I arrived but had arranged for another one of his friends to pick me up and host me.
Coincidentally the flight I was taking had a 7 hour layover in Wellington, so after masturbating in the bathroom at least 5 times during the first few hours he picked me up from the airport and we fucked a couple times in his car off the side of the highway. He dropped me off at the airport just in time for my second flight and I arrived in Auckland where his two friends picked me up.
Proceeded to pregame with two cheap bottles of wine as they drove downtown then went partying all night. Went home and fucked his friend less than 5 hours after him. The next morning the friend made me breakfast and I went to the beach with the other roommates. We came back and were daydrinking when my last host in Auckland drove out to the Air Force base I was staying at and picked me up to go spend my last night at his swanky place in Ponsonby.
Despite the fact that he was 16 years older than me the sexual chemistry was out of control. We went out that night and made it through maybe 2 drinks before we were making out and he was pulling me out of the bar. Then he drove me to the airport the next day and used his fancy frequent flyer card to get me in the accelerated line past customs: After all my friends kinda found a girl and left a cute little stripper came up to me and asked why I was alone, she took me to the back for a dance.
I was pretty drunk when she told me I was allowed to touch her and was instantly hard. She noticed and I told her she was allowed to touch it. I ate her out and fucked her without a condom. Went in to get a haircut at a shitty mall salon and the girl cutting my hair got very flirty with me. My buddy was walking around the mall waiting for me so I meet up with him and we leave. We keep texting that night and the next day. That day at work the texts got so fucking heated.