Cancel 0 Listening to young straight men give me advice about where to find intelligent single women in a big city has taught me one thing — they have no fucking idea where to look. It almost, almost makes me worry about the future. Being one of them, a single man of drinking age, this same question remains a major preoccupying thought in my mind most of the time: Where should I go tonight that attractive women might be?
I try not to think about if too often lest it become an obsession. But whenever I hear other men speak up about finding women, I listen. One day, I spoke with a dude who describes himself as a sex addict. He described looking for women in a whole different way. So I asked him where he goes to meet cool single women. He told me he goes online. He mentioned sites like Adultfriendfinder.
According to him, going online is like sticking his pleasure-stick in a digital glory hole. Curiosity piqued, I asked to interview the sex addict. He was as candid as a deathbed confession. What sites do you use? How do they work? It says you can join for free or whatever. And then, next thing you know, people started hitting me up. But in order to see them, you had to pay.
Once the profile is set, I start looking for women. I start hitting them up. When you say party favors, do most women know what you mean?
And some know I mean drugs… and alcohol or whatever. Well, nothing surprises me really, because women are just as scandalous as men. How often do you hook-up the same day you first contact someone? Or maybe a week later. Or like, during that week. But mostly right away.
What do they ask you during these phone calls? So where do you live? Send me a picture of your shit. You know, stuff like that. And so, you send her a picture of your shit? Do you keep pictures of your shit ready to send, or do you like to take a fresh dick-pic? No, I delete them. So you send a new dick-pic every time?
What are the secrets to a good dick pic? Get a good angle. Can you walk me through how it works, how you meet a woman for sex? Like there was the one time with this chick in Passages. She was in a rehab. And I guess, I made her relapse. Here, I have it.
The site keeps a record of all your contact? This is her, right here. Oh yeah, she used like some kind of code. I got party favors. Give me a call so we can talk about it. I guess that was her code word for coke.
I can get you that. And my roommate would like to meet a really good-looking friend. You can also choose dinner if you like, my treat. How do I get info about where and when? I gave her my number. We just kept talking back and forth.
She gave me her email. And then she called me one night and wanted me to get some blow and come get them. But then she called me a day later. You wanna come on down? I wanna invite you to lunch. I meet her at the restaurant. Nice to meet you, finally. She has some wine.
We have to terminate you. Next thing you know, I find out that I was her ride for her escape plan. She wanted to leave the program because she wanted to go get high and fuck. So she pays for lunch. We run some errands. I help her run her errands. Then I get a room. From the point when the folks from Passages came to collect her, until the point you started fucking — How long was that?
It was two hours from meeting her. I like your attitude! Oh man, I like the way you think. We went to the hotel and we started fucking. And she was a good fuck, too. She was really good. A whole bunch of stuff happened to her when I left. And she still wants to get blow. Do you consider yourself a romantic? I like to please women. But when I start doing drugs and shit, I get on one. And then I wanna get on these websites. Would you consider yourself a sex addict? At some times… yes.
Well, only when there are drugs involved. What are your drugs of choice? But also… I mean, it just kills time, you know. Like I get addicted to it and I go through these cycles. Do you cycle quickly? Is it a matter of weeks, months- H: If I stay clean, it all depends. Do you get tested regularly? Oh, I do that like every three months.
And I use protection. Do women care if use condoms? Majority of them use condoms. Some of them ask. Because, nobody gives you a choice… And if they do, something is wrong.